Why do computers pretend?

We all know that computers are the devil incarnate. So why do they try to hide it? We all know that if you're in a room alone that they go all exorsist on you and will start projectile vomiting bytes and IDE cables at you. Maybe even porn if you have a printer and an Internet connection. The other day, Satan even flipped me off on the screen. So my question is: How do we get the unholy beast, the spoiler of virgins, the ruler of darkness out of our monitors?

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I have a computer to.

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just get some holy water and splash it on the screen.

The Power of Christ compels you X3...

if that doesnt work try calling the Ghost Busters... maybe they can help
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We sent him to yours. He can flip you off if he want's to.
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Connecting 2 computers for gaming question???

I am a noob in the gaming world and so is my brother

we are either going to get 2 desktops or 2 notebooks for gaming

and we got this new game called company of heroes

so I was wondering if there is a way we could hook our computers together somehow and play eachother on that game

what would i need?

and how does it work totally ??

thanks to all answers

Connecting 2 computers for gaming question???antispam

Yes it is possible to do this. First of all you need to get a CAT-5 cross-over cable, When you have this you will insert the cable into both computers via port in back (looks like an oversized phone jack). Once you have that you can boot either computer. When windows starts up you go to your network connections. Then view network connections. You should see where you are connected to another computer. Right click on this connection and go to your properties. Once you do that a window will pop-up that says local area connection properties. It should already have the General Tab selected. From here in the box where it says ''This connection uses the following items.'' scroll down to an option that says ''Internet protocol TCP/IP. Then click on it and then click the Install button. Install the options that are there. This allows the computer to play games over LAN and Internet servers. Now once you have this set up you should be able to select a multiplayer game and it should auto configure for the connection. Make sure you do this to both computers so that they will be able to see one another. To double check and make sure that you still have a connection with the other computer check the bottom right of the screen (by the clock) and Look for the symbol of a computer in front of another computer. Drag the mouse over it but do not click. Check and see if it says that you have a 100.0 mbs by speed and that the status says connected as long as they say that you should be fine. HAPPY GAMING!!!!

How were computers made?

Tell me the development of computers

How were computers made?antispyware

this may help

http://inventors.about.com/library/blcoi...

this may be better

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computers#H...

How were computers made?best antivirus software

Just go to an encyclopedia and look it up.

It's really not that hard.

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How have computers in entertainment changed the fields in entertainment.?

the differences that technology has changed the entertainment industry.what computers have done that what people used to do 50 years ago to what they do now.

How have computers in entertainment changed the fields in entertainment.?antivirus download

Well, for one think I watch wayyyy less t.v. And, I no longer buy CD's. I download onto my ipod. I also no longer subscribe to the local paper, as I can read it for free online. I also send less snail mail as I can just shoot off an email.

Steps to hook up 2 computers to internet?

If I have 2 computers I want hooked up to the internet, how can I do this? I have a Comtrend CT-301 Modem hooked up to the computer running the internet connection now, and a D-Link DI-604 Ethernet Router.. I need steps on how to set up the connection

Steps to hook up 2 computers to internet?antivirus downloads

Well, its not hard

Ethernet from Modem to WAN/Internet on router

Ethernet from router LAN ports to computer!

Follow the setup directions for the router. and you should be connected. Once working just plug in the second computer.

BUT check with your ISP first, I suspect the Comtrend is actually a router itself! In which case all you need is a switch! Another router will cause real problems!

Call you ISP to SEE!!!

Quick search on DSL reports shows it is issuing 10.0.0.x addresses.. those are NATed addresses pointing to a router?

Steps to hook up 2 computers to internet?cafe racer

Mandy, didn't the instructions come with the D-Link DI-604 Router? You don't have them? Okay. The modem cable that's going to your computer plugs into the WAN port on your router. Then an ethernet cable comes out of Port 1 to your first computer, and Port 2 to the second one. A WAN key has to be set for the second one. The D-Link may do it automatically, or you may have to do it manually,(go into Internet Connections) Internet information is coming in to your router, the WAN key has an 'address' for your first computer, directing the information to it. If it didn't have this key, the information wouldn't know where to go, it would just 'return mail/wrong address'. Same applies for the second computer.

Are Dell computers upgradeable (video card mainly, but also RAM and such)?

I mean I don't know too much about computers and I assumes you could upgrade them but I read on a forum that you can't for some reason. If it helps I have a Dimension 5150 that I bought in December.

Are Dell computers upgradeable (video card mainly, but also RAM and such)?antivirus programs

You can add RAM, change video cards and add additional cards without much incident.

Dell, however, does not use standard motherboards or power supplies; if you want to change those, you have to buy Dell parts as replacements, because standard mobos and ATX power supplies just won't fit in the case.

Are Dell computers upgradeable (video card mainly, but also RAM and such)?computer protection

the power suplies are propietary to the motherboards as well, so once you comitte to a Dell you are stuck with what ever limited upgrade options you have, you can upgrade some of the options, but the video card, it depends if it's pci-e , agp, and if you are going to get crossfire or sli up and running, if that's the case your more than likely go the crossfire / sli route with most dells due to the propietary designs. Dell are good for avg joe consumer, but for gamers ( especially the hardcore ones ) they avoid them like the plague ( unless it's the quad gpu sli xp-s ).
Some models ''yes'' some models ''no''. Usually the less expensive models have a built in video chip-set %26 there may be no room for an expansion card (for a video upgrade).

I cannot get my two computers to see each other on my network.?

I have completed the Network Setup on both computers and both are able to connect to the internet but I cannot see the other computer under ''my network''. I am using a Trendnet wireless router. Any suggestions?

I cannot get my two computers to see each other on my network.?antivirus protection

Make sure those computers are in the same workgroup...

To check that go to the Desktop

Right click on ''My Computer''

Click Properties

Click on the ''Computer Name'' Tab

Then check to see that they are on the same workgroup.. you can change this name to anything you want... ex.. MSHOME...NETWORK.. etc....

You can change that but being where you were previously and just click on the change dialog box below that...